Emma (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} smaoineamh) wrote,@ 2008-03-04 09:04:00 |
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Y'know, it struck me the other day that it would be really cool to have my own personal cow catcher.
That way I could charge through crowds - say, at the supermarket, with nary a worry about slowing down for pensioners chatting in the aisles, or people dawdling and fussing over the vegetables. They would simply peel easily off to the sides and then lay dazed and confused in my wake, as I slice through the crowds like a hot knife through butter.
*chews pencil*
Yeah, that'd be awesome.
That way I could charge through crowds - say, at the supermarket, with nary a worry about slowing down for pensioners chatting in the aisles, or people dawdling and fussing over the vegetables. They would simply peel easily off to the sides and then lay dazed and confused in my wake, as I slice through the crowds like a hot knife through butter.
*chews pencil*
Yeah, that'd be awesome.
